See this smile? This is the smile I have when it’s a long weekend!!!! Sorry everyone for disappearing during the week and making you freak out. Mum’s been dumb and working extra hours and not putting in enough effort into my Instagram #priorities 🤷♂️🤷♂️
So my question is...what level of engagement do you expect from an account? I like to reply to all DMs and all comments on posts. If we’re really on fire I like to do like-for-like if we can.
How do you run your account?
Posted @withrepost • @earburglarsquad 🚨 WE WANT YOU! 🚨
The Ear Burglar Squad (EBS) has been v v busy. We is recovering ears every single day! Patrollin’, doin’ recon, following up tips from de advice line, de list just goes on and on.
Dis workload got us finkin’ we could use 3 extra Sergeants to help us protect de puppers of Instagram and to work wif us on our common goal... bringing down dis Ear Burglar for good!! What’s in it for you? LOL. Well apart from getting to work every day wif the actual dictionary definition of #squadgoals (look it up, our photo will be there) - you’ll be certified Elite AF when your Offical EBS Pack arrives in de mail. #yasss
How to apply
1. Show us your best Disguise - protecting yourself from the Ear Burglar when on de job is v important - safety is paramount.
2. Trapping the EB - what’s your plan, how would you execute it?
3. What is your special skill? Tell us why you would be a valuable Squad Member!
4. Tag @earburglarsquad#iwannacatchtheEB **Bonus Points given for meeting all 3 criteria points.
Applications close 9/6/19 📅
Good luck, and we look forward to potentially working with you on future crime scenes.
Yours in Ear Protection,
The EBS 🔎
There’s been too many instances of bullying lately and this time has driven the beautiful @angelbluestaffy away. We don’t want the assholes to win Angel, come back.
Please, if you’re just a keyboard warrior and think it’s ok to be an asshole behind anonymity, then just unfollow us and go back to high school. With a young daughter we have seen enough of this shit and won’t stand for it. ***EDIT*** Just saying mum glittered my balls and I had zero fallout. If haters were gonna hate on something surely that would be it??? #fuckthehaters#saynotobullying#bullyingawareness#bullyingisnotok#dontbeanasshole#dogsequallove