Hi, my name is Sasha and I'm in love with and addicted to avocado. Let me tell you how our love story started…
It all happened so fast. At first I didn’t like avocado at all, but everywhere I went avocado somehow showed up. So I started to be a little more open, just like, "Hey avocado, good to see you…again."
I was sure to tell all of my friends, "I'm not really feeling avocado like that he's kinda boring and bland--not my thing. I have so much flare and spunk, he's just ugh!" They were shocked, literally left with their mouths hanging open, eyes stretched as if I had said something blasphemous. **rolls eyes** the dramatics of it all. Anyways, they always replied with, "Oh, but Sash, avocado is sooo good….oh but Sash he'll treat you well…oh but Sasha, you should give him a chance." And of course, I couldn’t be bothered, flavorless ass 'cado (that's what I started calling him). .
But then, we started spending more time together, only like out in public with my friends, you know? I started to see the different sides of avocado…like with toast & eggs, or on a burger or in a taco. Then one day we were going to a ball he was all dressed up as guacamole and when I say guacamole…I mean guacamole, guacamole!!! So you know me, I was like zammmnnn zaddyyyy.
WHO IS DISSSSS????...glancing around rapidly to see if anyone peeped me peeping Guac (my new nickname for him).
No one noticed, I was good. .
Lowkey, he had my attention that night, I couldn’t get enough and I suspect he liked it because the Guac never ran out. Owwwww!! As I mixed and mingled with the "well-to-do" I felt myself longing for Guac. Every time I felt myself feeling a little empty…I went back and he was always there to fill my longing desire! From that night, I knew Guac was the one. As I stood there in a flowing floor length gown, atop a Phoenix rooftop, I made eye contact with Guac and immediately we both knew that we were meant for each other. It was an unspoken understanding and I had been made a believer.
Now, I we spend time together every day and I look forward to our love growing stronger over the years. He always surprises me with new ways to experience his love--like avocado ice