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chonky hamster ♥ follow us @chonky.animals  ♥ ♥ for even more chonk posts ♥ #animals  #chonky  #cute  #adorable  #videos  #animal  #pic  #chonker  #aww  #fat  #unit  #funn ‪y #absoluteunit ‬ #hamster 

that’s a strong bed ♥ follow us @chonky.animals  ♥ ♥ for even more chonk posts ♥ #animals  #chonky  #cute  #adorable  #videos  #animal  #pic  #chonker  #aww  #fat  #unit  #funn ‪y #absoluteunit ‬ #cat  #catsofinstagram 

aww lawd she purrin’ ♥ follow us @chonky.animals  ♥ ♥ for even more chonk posts ♥ #animals  #chonky  #cute  #adorable  #videos  #animal  #pic  #chonker  #aww  #fat  #unit  #funn ‪y #absoluteunit ‬ #cat  t#catsofinstagram 

That moment when you complete your life’s goal and now you don’t know what to do with your life🤷‍♀️~🐧 - - #cursedimage  #cursed  #cat  #cats  #cursedcats  #catsoftheday  #sadcat  #sadcats  #sadcatmemes  #cattos  #catto  #cattomemes  #meme  #memes  #dankmemes  #ohlawdhecomin  #absoluteunit  #chonk  #dailymemes  #memesdaily 

It’s not edible but it sounds pretty 😍❤️ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🎶 “I Love You” by @billieeilish  Harp by @seikaharp  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ — ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Maple always has to do a mlem test to everything to see if it’s edible. 🤤 I’m not sure if he is trying to eat or learn how to play my harp but occasionally I catch him trying. 🤣 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What instruments or music do you like to listen to? 😌🎵🕊

a smol unit ♥ follow us @chonky.animals  ♥ ♥ for even more chonk posts ♥ #animals  #chonky  #cute  #adorable  #videos  #animal  #pic  #chonker  #aww  #fat  #unit  #funn ‪y #absoluteunit ‬ #pitbull  #dog  #dogsofinstagram  #puppy 

You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just shed it. 🤣 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do I look like Meowzart now? 🤪 Or maybe Bob Ross hahah... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ — ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Kinda of incredible that all of that fur used to be on his body! 🙈 What do you think of the wig? 🤣

That’s not even all the shedding... 🤣 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Every day we get questions and DMs asking if Maple sheds or if he lost weight. 🙈 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 1️⃣ Yes, he sheds like crazy!! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 2️⃣ No he hasn’t lost weight (in fact, he’s heavier haha) 🤣 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It just looks like he shrunk, because he always sheds his winter coat during the summer. And since Maple is basically 80% fur, it’s very apparent that he’s a lot smaller looking. ☁️ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don’t worry- it’s completely normal though for this time of year. 👌🏻 Otherwise it’s much too hot for him. He’ll grow back his teddy bear coat come fall when it’s colder. 🐻 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This is fur we combed off Maple just from the past week! I saved all of it in a jar... for maybe some felting or art projects haha. I think he should be at the end of his molting. 🔥 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now imagine this much fluff times 3 cats in the house... 🙈 I find fur on my clothes, on my face, in my food, sometimes in my mouth... 🤣 I vacuum every day. But that’s just one aspect of the cat mom life! Wouldn’t trade anything for my fur kids. ❤️ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What would you do with all this fur? 🤣

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A lil dump of cat vids I've been meaning to post 🐱 share w your friends n stuff

ḀḶẇḀẏṠ ẇḀṮḉḧḭṆḠ 👀

know your worth

That moment when you complete your life’s goal and now you don’t know what to do with your life🤷‍♀️~🐧 - - #cursedimage  #cursed  #cat  #cats  #cursedcats  #catsoftheday  #sadcat  #sadcats  #sadcatmemes  #cattos  #catto  #cattomemes  #meme  #memes  #dankmemes  #ohlawdhecomin  #absoluteunit  #chonk  #dailymemes  #memesdaily 

It's a lot of closeups now, sorry, I'll try to make something different soon again :) This lioness was in a pride of eleven lions, remember the picture I posted where the guides were changing tires? This is taken the same day, the same trip and the car didn't start the first time when we were leaving the lions, a bit too exciting if you ask me... Taken at 6 degrees angle of view plus some cropping at f5.6 and ISO 320 Note: this one has been locally edited to enhance the eyes, usually I only do global changes in my pics, this is an exception 😇 - - - - - - - - - #safari  #bush  #lion  #wildlife  #wild  #lioness  #bigfive  #savethehabitats  #useangleofview  #angleofviewnotfocallength  #focallengthisconfusing  #africa  #wildlifephotography  #photography  #naturephotography  #worthmorealive  #joysafaribay  #absoluteunit  #bigcat  #cat  #safarisaturday  #big5  #pawstrails  @pawstrails  Show quoted text

Todd hates musicals 🙅‍♂️

There are three dolphins in this picture....🍆🐬🍆🐬🍆🐬 #hump  #humpisland  #GIANTDONGS  #theboys  #chacecrawford  #absoluteunit 

The M&P, Greek, and Country bowl 😵 big ups to Meat and Potatoes for the delicious take out 🤗 @fridaynightfries 

Hello, new friend. Hard to tell without anything for scale but this bad boy is almost the size of a dollar bill. #moth  #absoluteunit  #mildlyinteresting  #moths  #mothsofinstagram  #lepidoptera  #flyingchonk 

Practicing with these lil 100-lb stones today. I’m frankly terrified for the 135-lb monster in the contest. Check out these very flattering angles 😂 the stone kept slipping on my shirt because ... no tacky. I’m getting sleeves and tacky after this. For sure. This strongman thing is brutal. This is what we do on Friday nights now. I’m cheating on @crossroadsfitness_gj  because they don’t have this particular implement. My poor boobies just getting SMOOSHED 😲☹️ . . I’m surprised people don’t think I’ve been in a bar fight. If you have tips to help me improve my form, throw em at me. #strongmanlife  #strongmantraining  #strongwomantraining  #atlasstones  #sportsbra  #thicc  #strongnotskinny  #putsomeclotheson  #fridaynightfun  #fridayworkout  #workoutfriday  #liftslikewhoa  #trogdortheburninator  #absoluteunit  #chonk 

Very moving 🇷🇺 Follow @yung.gnome  for more dailly dank ass memes 💨🔥 We also sponsor memes to help out smaller meme accounts like ourself. So just give us a DM detailing what meme you want to be posted and we will do the rest. We only do this for our followers. #memes  #funnymemes  #deadlymemes  #russianmemes  #funny  #bears  #russia  #unholymemes  #megamemes  #supermemes  #grizzlymemes  #fuckingmeme  #inspiration  #tank  #absoluteunit 

I just remembered that i elbowed that kid twice and the second time it was harder like i was trying to knock out whatever was next to me. Glad the kid had a head like mine. #memes  #shitpost  #account  #shitposting  #absoluteunit  #thicc  #boi  #delightful  #dice  #dicecat  #cat  #cats  #catto  #catmemes  #oops  #kid 

That moment when you complete your life’s goal and now you don’t know what to do with your life🤷‍♀️~🐧 - - #cursedimage  #cursed  #cat  #cats  #cursedcats  #catsoftheday  #sadcat  #sadcats  #sadcatmemes  #cattos  #catto  #cattomemes  #meme  #memes  #dankmemes  #ohlawdhecomin  #absoluteunit  #chonk  #dailymemes  #memesdaily 

i have barely slept and not ate the past 3 days and i have never been this physically weak. don’t try at home

They say you get more for your money in Jersey, but is that always a good thing? 🤔 🤷‍♂️ Thanks to @bob__wood  for snapping a pic of this #absoluteunit  #lessismore  #mariekondo  #jug  #jugs  #pissjugs  #jersey  #westnewyork  #hoboken  #hobokin  #nohomo  #yeshomo  #gardenstate  #gardenvariety  #zachbraff  #newarkwatercrisis  #lead 

Me sneaking into the kitchen at 3am for snaccs 💙follow us @chonkyanimals 💙⠀ .⠀ Support our page by checking out @chubbyplushies  ❤️⠀ .⠀ They provide the chonkiest plushies and have given us a special discount link in our bio @chonkyanimals  😘⠀ .⠀ Dm me for credit and removals, a lot of my posts are from followers and I don't get the original source! 🥰⠀ .⠀ #chonk  #chonkey  #chonkshop  #chonky  #round  #chonker  #unit  #chubby  #thicc  #thick  #absoluteunit  #fatanimals  #chonkyboi  #chonkyanimals  #chonkyanimal  #chunky  #bigdogs  #bigdog  #bigcat  #bigcats  #biganimal  #biganimals  #animals  #absoluteunit  #absoluteunits  #fatanimals  #chonks 

Would have broke my ankle if I stepped on this #absoluteunit  on the way up to the crib.

that’s a strong bed ♥ follow us @chonky.animals  ♥ ♥ for even more chonk posts ♥ #animals  #chonky  #cute  #adorable  #videos  #animal  #pic  #chonker  #aww  #fat  #unit  #funn ‪y #absoluteunit ‬ #cat  #catsofinstagram 

Went to Kodiak for work. Why not take a later flight out and go bear viewing in Katmai in the morning? This big boy was so excited to see me, he ran up to get a hug. Geographic Harbor, Katmai National Park, Alaska August 2019. #brownbear  #ursusarctos  #absoluteunit  #alaska  #alaskawildlife  #katmai  #katmainationalpark  #kodiak  #kingfisheraviation  #floatplane  #geographicharbor  #bears  #publiclands  #nationalparks  #nationalpark  #bearhugs 

“You dare disturb my slumber, human? You know I need my 22 hours of beauty sleep!” Happy Friday friends! 💕

Contract signing taken to new heights, literally! #mayorlife  #absoluteunit  #ygk 

Ohhhhh absolutely... absolut tasting today from 4-6 get here to start off your weekend right. #absolutvodka  #absoluteunit  #absolutjuice  #makeitadouble  #tgif  #absolutelypop  #vodka  #tasting  #drinksonus 

No going back from this point. Dropouts are going in but 12mm thru axle holes are staying so both wheel types can be used. • • • #bikeproject  #downhillmtb  #ebike  #homemechanic  #project  #projectdarkangel  #dhmtb  #conversionkit  #diy  #modified  #modification  #absoluteunit 

🐢🐢 Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it. #artspet  #pets  #dog  #cat  #cute  #fun  #with  #love  #me  🐓 #animals  #chonky  #cute  #adorable  #videos  #animal  #pic  #chonker  #aww  #fat  #unit  #funn ‪y #absoluteunit ‬ #puppyoftheday  #instadog  #instapuppy  #pup  #puppy  #puppylove  #puppies 

Made this fine boi the past few nights. Another one of @michaelveeart  adorable character designs. 😱 #needlefelting  #chonk  #fineboi  #absoluteunit  #coffee  #trashpanda 

Uhmmm Oliver, you good bud? 😭😂❤ we died laughing when we saw this 😂 we love our chonky boys! #guineapig  #guineapigs  #cutenaimals  #cute  #waddles  #oliver  #brothers  #goose  #guineapigsofinstagram  #animalsofig  #pets  #petsofinstagram  #cuddles  #guineapigcuddles  #guineapiglover  #chonk  #chonkalicious  #chonky  #chungus  #guineapigcage  #cage  #peanut  #absoluteunit  #unit 

Is that a mushroom in your trunk or are you happy to see me? 🍄 #mushrooms  #mycology  #wildmushrooms  #fungusamongus  #njtrails  #njhiking  #njspots  #njaudubon  #njisntboring  #absoluteunit