T O M & B R O O K E ‘ S W E D D I N G
As the sole bartender performed his role magnificently in pouring gins strong enough to sterilise the Pacific Ocean, the attendees soon evolved from fanciful clad polite wedding acquaintances, to dishevelled wastoides mouth breathing their deepest insecurities on the nearest unsuspecting guest.
By the time the pizza was served, the ravenous barbarians launched themselves at the poor waitress, clawing at the hot slices before she’d even taken two steps into the room, forcing her to retreat backwards on multiple occasions empty handed before charging through the door yielding a fresh platter yelling ‘I HAVE TO SERVE THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM’. I think she pushed my face out of the way as I hissed like a vampire so possibly the anger was directed solely at me, can’t say for sure.
I’m gonna give this pizza a safe 4/8 slices 🍕🍕🍕🍕 because I can only recall the fear in the eyes of the waitress when she realised she was no match for my drunken hunger-induced athleticism.
Thanks for the party @tombrooksmusic & @baaarooke 🍕❤️🍕 .
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