See my dodgy, droopy right ear? I shook my head and belted it with my foot so much it's injured *but doesn't seem to hurt).
Against my wishes, Mum & Dad took me to the V E T on Saturday morning because they noticed my lopsided ears and then when they looked inside it was yucky. ("Gross" to quote Mum.)
It took the vet 2 questions to figure out why my ears were growing things they shouldn't.
1. Has he been eating anything different? (Answer: Yes, chicken necks every day.) and 2. How long for? (Answer: 2 weeks).
Mum and Dad were really happy with the vet's powers of deduction but I'm not so happy because I have to get two lots of stuff squirted in to my ears twice a day for two weeks. #nothappyjan