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'if someone tells you you are not beautiful turn around and walk away, so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass' •be a bad ass with a good ass • • • • #badass  #grlpwr  #bodypositivity  #happyface  #restingbitchface  #rapsfeld  #summer  #ootd  #yellow  #beyourself  #loveyourself  #girl  #girls  #shorthair  #hairstyle  #booty 

Sometimes I pretend to be a fashion model 💁🏼‍♀️ with my typical Resting Bitch Face. . . . Shooting for @mr.warthogclothing  . . . . #alphafitness  #personaltrainer #fitnessgirl  #fitness  #workhardplayhard  #lifestyle #trainingmode  #dreambig  #pushyourself  #determination #workoutmotivation  #posing  #mood  #restingbitchface 

On the sad demise of my Pune trip, #throwback  to this Pune photo series that I’ll call: 1. Ugh. I’m prettier in Pune. 2. Ugh. People don’t stare, por favor, it’s just a selfie. • • #restingbitchface  #mybitchfaceisbetterthanyours  #goodfaceday  #whythelongface  #throwmeback 

🐯 Oh hey human! What's that? Today's my 12th adoptoversary?! 🤔 #forserious  ? 🙀• • 👩🏻 Yes Jazzy, 12 years ago today, me and your hudad went into our local #spca  looking to adopt a kitty! We spotted you behind bars, looking innocent and sweet while your sisters wrestled behind you 😇• • 🐯Of course! I was an angel then 👼🏻 and now! • • 👩🏻 Funny thing is, that's what we thought too! Until we brought you home and you proceeded to tear the place down like a wild child. Eventually we figured you had been instigating your two sisters but ACTED innocent when we walked by, so as to trick unsuspecting humans 😼🥰 • • 🐯 Who me? I would NEVER do such a thing! 😇 Besides, I was a youngling then, I could never have known how to "act" sweet! I just WAS sweet 😻• • 👩🏻 Of course you were sweet! You still are 😍 • • 🐯 Of course I am! • • 👩🏻 *whispers* You were ALSO a good actress...and still are 🤫• • 🐯 What was that human? • • 👩🏻 Nothing sweetie! 🙊 Happy adoptoversary 🎉 Do you want to tell your pawsies about your pawty?• • 🐯 Sure! I don't pawty as much as I used to 👵🏻 but if anypawdy wants to celebrate with me, they can use #Jazzys12thGotchaDay  💜• • If you don't want to miss my #tabbycatworlddomination  posts, follow #JazzTigress  🐅 • • #minitigress  #HufflepuffCat  #tabbycatsofinstagram  #rescuecat  #tabbytude  #catswitheyeliner  #meowsofcanada  #RBF  #restingbitchface  #catswithrestingbitchface  #restingbitchfacecat 

𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙮’𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚.... The face you pull when your Strava pings & you see someone has stolen your QOM... get me back on two wheels, 𝐍𝐎𝐖!!👸🏻 • • • #restingbitchface  #mondayssuck  #mymondayface  #thechaseison  #bikeislife  #dowhatyoulove  #ticcc  #ridebikesbehappy  #strongwomen  #strongissexy  #womeninsport  #findfaster  #ilovemybike  #ridelots  #showyourkask  #happinesswatts  #lookgoodridefast  #mykitisbadass  #sockwatts  #cyclinggirl  #bikebabes  #cyclingchicks  #chicasciclistas  #beautyofcycling  #bikebeauties 

18 weeks & baby is the size of a bell pepper 🤔 I’ve started feeling flutters and it’s super freakin cool 😎 #fatorpregnant  #baby  #babyfever  #mom  #momlife  #18weekspregnant  #bathroomselfie  #restingbitchface  #babylove  #pregnant  #pregnancy  #pregnancyphoto 

MOODY - My trip to see my parents is over and it’s been a lovely enlightening time! (I don’t want it to end) Sometimes it’s good to get out of your regular environment to help process things for yourself. Now my serious face is back and I am focused on a new week and new challenges #timeup  #timesup  #process  #newchallenges  #segracing  #womenonbikes  #cyclelife  #cyclinglife  #lifebehindbars  #twowheelwarrior  #femalecyclist  #moodyface  #restingbitchface  #schwalbetires  #outdoorisfree  #cyclingphoto  #cyclinggphotography  #cyclist 

@NetflixDogs  this is Frankie & Ralph. Myself & my partner can count our family on one hand. The rest are horrible shitbags who we don't have anything to do with. So our dogs really are our family! We rescued Ralph 6 years ago. Ralph hadn't had a very good start in life. But you wouldn't know it as he really is King of this house. We then got Frankie a few years later, our first ever bitch dog. And my god is it different. She struts around our house like she pays the mortgage, She is the biggest diva and has the best #restingbitchface  😂

Everyone: “Are you ok?” “You look mad” “You look tired” “What are you mad at, are you mad at me” Me: It’s just my face! 🙃 #restingbitchface  T-shirt: @alleyandrae  #alleyandrae  #shoptrendship 

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~ Your birth certificate is really just an apology from the franga factory. 💫 . . . #restingbitchface  #mumlife  #mumselfie  #selfie  #mama  #livingthedreammate  #foreverlookinglikeacunt 

Storms don’t last forever ⛈⚡️🌙 #prettygirls  #restingbitchface  #makeup  #blondehaircolor 

In case you’re curious...this is how we train for RBF! Clay masks. We can’t move our faces anyway, might as well get something out of it! 🤪🤣 #restingbitchface  #training  #thisishow  #wegotthis  #selfcare  #facemasque  #curlyhairdontcare  #curlsgetthegirls  #smileforwhat  #lmao  #justforfun  #jokes 

Resting Bitch Face since 1982. May keep the winkles away, but NOT the panda eyes 🐼 eyes 🙈 #winklefree  #winkle  #nomakeup  #minialmakeup  #blackskincare  #pandaeyes🐼  #restingbitchface 

Lazy Sunday feels 🔸 contemplating what to eat next .... just saw @benandjerrys  on @ubereats_aus  🍦 . . . . #lazysundays  #rainyafternoons  #epitomeoflaziness  #selfie  #narcissist  #mood  #restingbitchface  #naptime  #fooddeliverycomeatme 

I Love My Attitude Problem 💁🏼‍♂️ . . . #attitudeproblem  #fun  #shorttrips  #rome  #italy  #werk  #pose  #lovemylife  #throwback  #gay  #gayboy  #totiredtocare  #restingbitchface 

Never rely on a single attribute to get you by in life. Make the most of the gifts that you have available to you, as often as possible. You are more than just a voice, or a face, or a pair of legs, or good hands. You are more than just a shoulder to cry on, a crutch to lean on, a wallet to borrow from, or a lift to ride on. You are more than a punchbag for beating on, a sounding board for screaming at, or a scapegoat to take blame. You are more. You are more. #youaremore  #selflove  #selfreminder  #selfrespect  #selfesteem  #innerstrength  #innerbeauty  #inneryou  #intj  #restingbitchface  #introvert  #notimefornegativity  #freespirit  #mentalhealthawareness  #mentalstrength  #mentalhealth  #mood  #strength 

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it

Evie & Matt’s Engagement Party🥂💍 . . . . #restingbitchface  💁🏼‍♀️

Resting bitch face strikes again ✌🏽 #savannahgeorgia  #restingbitchface  #weekendvibes  #vacay 

I swear I do actually smile sometimes 😅 #whysoserious  #siblings 

So I am easily suggestible (especially when it comes to my #playinghardtoget  #restingbitchface  #girlcrush  @dani5691  🤣) and I'm like yes, yes Katie should have a weight loss Instagram, Dani, you are so pretty and smart. ...but mainly it's because I am a legit crazy person and will clearly spam the shit out of my own account with dog things all day because I am like a child with a new toy, which makes me feel bad. On the other hand, that would also mean more face time for me, who looks like #hotgarbage  98% of the time, and I'm not sure how I feel about that. Also I suck at names so halp

I need this mug!!!! #activebitchface  #restingbitchface  Posted @withrepost  • @emilymcdowell_  The cardigan says "I'm professional yet approachable," but the face says, "excuse me while I continue to not have time for this." This mug makes an excellent and effective meeting accessory. Find it on our site -- shop link in profile! (My rings are by @pollywales  and @yasukoazuma )

Even Nightmares like me enjoy time in the sun.

Mä en oo se joku joka jää joku kuka vaa 🤷🏼‍♀️ (toine kuva on mun reaktio siihe ku herkko palo) #finnishgirl  #restingbitchface 

Glam glow gravity mud has my face so tight I can’t even smile 😀 #wrinklesbegone  #ihategettingold  #restingbitchface  #hopeitworks 

Cat 1 - "We will kill you hooman" Cat 2 - "Indeed. Rumour has it, your ass is grass and we are vegetarians" Cat 3 - "Fuck'n Meow" Late night silly post after rocking Gabs back to sleep. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #parentlife  #meow  #meowmeow  #catsofinstagram  #hooman  #deathstare  #restingbitchface  #pussycats  #countrylife  #creatures  #norats  #Ireland 

My 50th Spartan!! And all I was thinking here: all that work for this thing?! • • I don’t love stadium races (understatement) I did better than expected despite, by some evil wizardry, missing the spear for the fourth time of 50 attempts 🤬 #expletives  • • It was actually a lot of fun no matter how much complaining I’m doing here. If it weren’t a pain in the ass I probably wouldn’t do it. • • #medal  #restingbitchface  #notposing  #sweaty  #spartanrace  #spartanstadion  #grumpyoldman 

🖤 WINTER 🖤

Got funny looks wearing my sex pistols T-shirt around South Auckland 🤣 like I was advertising or something.. it’s a band people 🤦🏽‍♀️ #restingbitchface 

Don’t send us to a dog resort for the weekend because Mum is having her bridal shower (that we are not invited to) and then question why we won’t smile for a pic on the drive back home! 😒 #uninvited  #restingbitchface  #dogsofinstagram  #peaches  #chihuahua  #whippet 

Resting bitch face always 💋🖤

I always thought there was something romantic about fighting for someone. About winning them back. Eventual happiness. But as I sit here with stones in my chest, where hope used to lie, I have come to the realization that there is nothing lovely about having to continuously convince someone to want you. _ _ #ameliaboudoir  #keepgoing  #loveyourself  #beautiful  #prettygirls  #selflove  #strongwomen  #beyoutiful  #confidence  #dreamcatcher  #eyebrowsonfleek  #fierce  #girlpower  #goodnight  #imcutetho  #pretty  #restingbitchface  #tattoos  #weekend  #dallas  #texas  #mixedfeelings  _ _ @ameliaboudoir  💋

I ❤️ my backyard lounger. This is my happy place where I relax 💤 soak up some rays ☀️, do some birdwatching, and contemplate the meaning of life 🤔 #yegdogs  #ridgeback  #ridgebacksofinstagram  #sunnyday  #ihatemyphotobeingtaken  #restingbitchface 

An unimpressed, medium-sized chonk #cats  #restingbitchface 

Saturday Night Fever 🎹🌙 🕺🏻🕶 🎹🌙 🕺🏻🕶 🎹🌙 🕺🏻🕶 #pdxunderground  #pdxmusic  #gothgirl  #saturdaynightfever 

Woo Chile my #RestingBitchFace  strong AF. That natural lighting though 👌🏽 #GodsWork  #TeamNatural  #NaturallyFly  #NaturalHairDontCare 

Hi, my name is not important I'm not from here, I'm imported I drink liquor like it's water Hope my liver can afford it #pinkfloyd  #restingbitchface  #redhead  #tbt  #girlswithtattoos  #girlswithpiercings  #girlswholift  #bar  #leskratch  #pool  #billiards  #montreal  #quebec  #canada  #jessiereyez  #irish  #ireland  #dublin  #liquor 

Resting bitch face as per 🙃 . . . . . . . #girly  #lowpony  #brunette  #longhair  #redlip  #makeup  #shirt  #girlswithtats  #girlswithink  #restingbitchface 

In case you’re wondering, this is what an artist looks like after a long day at the market! I call this “Portrait of a tired artist - Piss off” #buymyart  #lovemyjob💕  #restingbitchface  #crow  #deadlinesaremyfriends  #ukrainegirl  #oceanhair  #sea  #ahnatural  #nofilter  #edmlifestyle  lifestyle #ab  #entrepreneur  #yeg  #yyc  #canada  #protectyourenergy  #chakras  #takenoshit  #feelgoodinyourskin  #girlswithfreckles  #freckles  #yeg  #edmlifestyle  #edmgirls  #protectyourenergy  #loveyourself  #mmmmmessy  #capefear  #messydo 

Its my face i swear smh lol but whateva @oxnardcruisenight  #oxnard  #805  #boulevardbaby  #restingbitchface 

Today I remembered that cat filters exist and I got really excited. I didn't put one on grimple tho, his look is all natural, especially that RBF in the last pic . . . . . . . . . #catfilter  #catselfie  #rbf  #restingbitchface 

Shit head 🤙🏽 #bali  #restingbitchface